Customer  :  Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter    : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Customer  : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter    : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer  : No, I can’t.
Waiter    : Then does it really matter?

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Customer  : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter&n! bsp;&nbs p;  : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer  : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

Waiter    : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

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Customer  : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter    : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer  : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter    : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter    : Funny?  But then why aren’t you laughing?
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Wife        : Do you want dinner?
Husband     : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife        : Yes and no.
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Waiter    : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer  : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

• Good Luck! and looking forward to it… Kashif M. Naseem

• I like this idea… keep it up! Faiza

• Like this idea. It’s cool and if it works (might take some time to reach my city), I will definitely use it Syed Ghulam Akbar

• If this is a subscription for getting good food at our door step..i am in! but at office or home; the thing that really matters is time..if KhaoPeyo Team manages that well and keeps the quality good..alls well..my best wishes 2 the team. [NEDian 2003-04] Madeeha Asad

• It is a great idea dad! Cooooooooooooool! Zair & Zain

• Will this enable a delivery at 4 am? Hafsa Qasim

• It should be available specially for Lunch times and for 3 persons atleast. Ordering foods should be simple like a shopping cart so that we can select the dish item and then finally order. Imran Akhlaque

• I think it is a nice innovative thing, which really satisfy the need of hunger. Can you people make aggrements with different resturants and offer your own deal which best suits the status of your visitors like age, gender, marital status, economic status etc. I think it would be great oppurtunity for us to search all the eatable thing under one umbrella. It really feels like the menu of resturants. I think its great. Best of luck to you guys for doing such a job n I wish you a great success… Muhammad Aazim

• There must be some option given to user (customer) so that they can select different ingridients within dish or even they can tell a new recipe to be made and delivered to them. Muhammad Fahad

• I hope khaopeo comes up with new ideas for ordering food,some unconventional things like good thai, mexican and italian and chinese cuisines. Anum

• The purpose seems somehow quiet interesting, especially for those lazy guys like me, who even waits for 3 hours for their friend to bring the food from restaurant just nearby … Waseem Ahmed

• Well all depends on what you offer on what rate. Umair Kayani

• Love to see you guys working on it, Best of luck. Ahmed Ali

• The website is not very clear about how it will achieve what it claims, but maybe it’s in development stage right now. Best of Luck! Saeed Mazhar

• Make it reachable to every one. Mohammad Saad

• i think that will be great if you provide SMS based service for ordering because there is no possibilities of light to be available or the internet works 24 hours or not.If you do so that will be great. Muhammad Yasir

• Humm Wish u best of luck. Saiyed Shahab Ahmad

• It will be nice to order food through net, and much better to be able to order food through GPRS, if u people work on WAP website. Jawwad Saleem

• Try to provide the restaurant’s menu so that user can decide from it what to order. Nouman Bhatti

• Its definitly an excellent idea. Wil give u suggestion when i’ll experience its real time efficency. Rest seems to be perfect so far. Anees Qureshi

• Well I am not in Pakistan now a days .. but I am really very exited about Khao Peyo .. as it will definitely change our lifestyle because we really need these type of online portals .. These type of online portals are doing great buisness in major countries and now Khap peyo will be our first step towards it in Pakistan .. waiting for working KhaoPeyo.com website Best Regards .. Ex-Employee eTeam Noman Zahid

• Its a great idea Riaz Bhai! you know that my wife can be potentially your most regular customer Ramiz Baig

• My suggestions are, If there will be many Famous restaurants on your upcoming sites so We have order our Food using the platform of KhaoPeya.com it will be very easy to search more Restaurant at Once.. It will be nice Try by Your Team.. Congrats and wish U a very Good Luck in Future… Yousuf Zafar

• Good luck Mansoor Salim

In all KhaoPeyo.com received 74 valid survey forms from Home Users in the month of June 2008. Here are some important questions and their results…

What is your level of education?

1. Studying in School
2. Matriculation
3. O’ Levels
4. A’ Levels
5. Intermediate
6. Bachelor’s Degree
7. Master’s Degree
8. Doctorate Degree

Almost 85% respondents are holders of Bachelor’s & Master’s Degrees.

What is your age?

1. Under 10
2. 16-19
3. 20-29
4. 30-39
5. 40-49
6. 50-59
7. 60 or over

Over 90% respondents were aged between 30-49 years.

What is your gender?

1. Male
2. Female

You live in a?

1. Apartment
2. Town House
3. Bungalow

How many times do you order food for home delivery?

1. Twice a week
2. Once a week
3. Twice in a month
4. Once in a month
5. Once in 2 months
6. Once in 3 months
7. Never

Top four restaurants you mostly order for home deliveries?

1. Pizza Hut
2. KFC
3. Student Biryani
4. McDonalds

What will be the most convenient way to place your order?

1. Internet
2. Phone Call
3. SMS

Will you choose Khaopeyo.com to order food?

1. Most certainly
2. Perhaps
3. Never

Your order value usually falls between?

1. Under Rs. 200
2. Rs. 201 – 400
3. Rs. 401 – 600
4. Rs. 601 – 800
5. Rs. 801 and above

What will be your preferred mode of payment?

1. Cash
2. Credit Card
3. Khaopeyo Pre-Paid Cards
4. Debit Cards

Share your favorite place to dine. Tell us about why you like the it and what are your favorites in their menu.

KhaoPeyo.com is not only about ordering food, it is about Food.

Have some great recipe? Why not share it with others?

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We value our users and their voices and would love to hear from you.

Thanks,
the KhaoPeyo team